Main cause of death in winter in my country: getting squashed by snow falling from rooftops.

I shit thee not. At least two people have died today due to snow and fucking huge icicles falling on them from rooftops.

So if I suddenly disappear off the face of the earth, you guys will know what horrible fate I have met. It’s either that or getting killed by the seasonal influenza that seems to be going around.

Wah wah waaaah.